Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Screensaver Marks

Dirkensnoff! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, Mutt raided my computer. And I'm here to write about it! : )

Today, I was typing up an essay. I turned my back for a minute or two, and the next thing I know, my screensaver says "Mutt Waz Here" !I said " Hey! "to Mutt. He just smiles and laughs. I try to change it back to Romans 8:28, my favorite bible verse, when Mutt marks me with a pen! I start fighting back.

Ok, you should know I was using my mom's laptop, and that I'm lying on the couch in our living room. Not a good place to be unless Mutt wants something posted on here! : ) Well, when I try to fight back and change the screensaver, Mutt pulls me back and/or marks me with a pen. He might even hit me with it! Eventually, he backs off and I get back to work.

Later this night, I come home from church and stay in the living room to finish my essay. When I go back to my bedroom, my computer monitor is on. The screensaver says "Mutt Waz Here"! I haven't done anything, yet.

Well, that's all for now! Until next time..... arivedenti!

Friday, September 18, 2009

Embarrassing and Annoying

Hello and welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, my brother stated just how well he can dance. Or how bad he can dance.

This evening, while at dinner, music was playing. It was very cool, rock music. Mutt started doing old, weird disco moves with his hands. He was more embarrassing then my dad! And that is a tough act to follow.

Speaking of my dad, he joined in! He had embarrassed me before, in public, and he kept the moves so he could embarrass me ANYWHERE. Later, after we got out from seeing a movie, Mutt started repeating the SAME LINE from it over, and over.

I started pushing him, like he was a record repeating. Though he kept on saying it. My dad kept on saying " Knock it off! "

Just a few moments ago, I was walking to my parents' bedroom, when Mutt grabbed my arm! We were at our fireplace, where we have a bad history from fighting there. I told him we didn't want to repeat our old accident. ( long story, plus I don't think anyone would appreciate me typing it up ) He wouldn't let go, because he said we were safe because his foot was on the sharp corner of the fireplace.

Later, after a long fight, he released me. Well, that's all for now. Until next time, aloha. Oh wait, I almost forgot, a friend of mine has made a blog. It's called What a Weird Life I Have. Please check it out!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Push and Pull

Namaste! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, Mutt gave me a headache. And on Sunday!

Today at church, after Sunday School, my brother, grandmother and I met near the front door. I have been wearing my hair in a braided pony tail. Mutt pulled on it! He said " Ding a ling, ding a ling " like pulling my hair rang a bell!

This went on and on until our dad showed up. Then, Mutt started to hit me with his cell phone! He was hitting me on the top of my head! I asked him to stop, but he only said " I'll keep doing this until you shut up. "

Later, at McDonalds, I sat down next to my brother on one of those revolving chairs. I was just sitting there, minding my own business, when my chair started moving! Mutt was making it jolt all about. I didn't say a thing. Just sat there and waited until he finally stopped.

That's all for now! Until next time, hasta la bye bye!

Monday, September 7, 2009

Come On In!

Yo! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, my brother didn't want either of us going to our rooms.

Just this morning, Mutt and I have been working on our rooms, cleaning them and what not. I was trying to get back to mine, but Mutt was in a swivel chair, blocking my way! I tried to tell him to move, but he wouldn't budge. I tried whacking him with a bag I had. He still wouldn't budge.

I had my dad try to make him move, but Mutt just said " No, I'm playing with her! " over and over.

D: Have you vacumed?
M: Yes
D: Is your room nice and neat?
M: Yes
D: Are your clean clothes put away?
M: Yes.
Mom: Can we get stuff off this coffee table?
D: Yes, we can. What's on it?
Mom: Mostly Mutt's stuff
D: Come and take this stuff away
M: But I'm playing!
C: Go and obey your father.

Finally, Mutt moved out of the way, and I got in my room to type this. That's all for today. Bye!

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Gross and Mean

Heya Hiya! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Sorry I haven't updateded in a while, school has gotten in the way. Warning: if you have any phobias to germs, DO NOT read this post

Today, as we were heading to our grandmother's house, Mutt was being fine, until I noticed he was, what looked to me, picking his nose! I told him that was gross and to please stop it, but then, he pretended to pick his nose and rub his fingers on me!

Later, once we got back from the arts festival, I was climbing out of our van so I could enjoy some relaxing on Sunday. I was just walking into our grandmother's garage, when Mutt started cycling his fists and punching me! I yelped and yelped, but this only made him do it more. Eventually he stopped.

Late that night, we were watching TV. I was comfy, laying on a sofa, when Mutt lays on top of me! I pushed him off, but he grabbed my shirt, pulling me down with him. This happened many times before the night was over.

Well, we got home, and Mutt is watching the MDA Telethon with my dad. That's all for now, Ta ta!