Sunday, October 25, 2009

Dear Diary

Hiya. Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, my brother and I fought over something very personal

Today, I was just minding my business, writing on my new blog, when Mutt barges in. He starts messing with stuff. I tell him to knock it off, but he doesn't. He opens one of my desk drawers, and finds a small notebook. My most prized possession. I write stories and sometimes diary entries n there. Anyhow, it had some PERSONAL stuff in there that I didn't want ANYONE to see until I get a book published.

I fought him for it. During that fight, he found my DIARY. Now that has REALLY personal stuff in there. Including some secrets NO ONE can EVER see.I grabbed the diary and threw it into my closet. I continue fighting for the note book. He RIPS a page! I grab it from him, run out of the room, crying, and hide my notebook in safe place.

Later, Mutt finds my diary, and starts reading it! I attack him several times, then it's back cover fell out of the binding. ( it has a spiral binding ) I run off to go fix it. I get it fixed, and since then, Mutt hasn't bothered me.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Sing, Sing a Song

Hey there! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics! Sorry I haven't updated this blog in a while, school's keeping both me and Mutt from being annoying and bloggy. Rest assured, I WILL keep on doing this blog until Mutt moves out. Now, for today's Annoying Brother Antic!

Today, as I was doing homework, Mutt popped out of NOWHERE and layed on me. I know BTDT, but this time is different! He wouldn't get up, I started attacking him. No movement. So, I pinch his nose. He starts SINGING! ♪♫ " Oh, why are you doing this, oh why are you doing this? Oh why oh why oh WHY....... are you doing this? " ♪♫ I know, it sounds crazy but it's true! I try and force his mouth closed because it was SO...... ANNOYING!

♪♫ " Now she's closing my mouth shut. This is really painful. I wish she would stop now. I REALLY don't like this"♪♫ Ok, by now, my mom just got home ♪♫ " Mom's home!"♪♫ Oh, just so you know, this: ♪♫ means singing. Now I can hear my brother watching "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave this?" on YouTube.

That's all for now! Bye!