Winter Wonders

Hey! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. I just got home from doing some Christmas shopping. Have you done your holiday shopping? Anyway, today Mutt was REALLY annoying.

Today, as we were heading home, we stopped to get gas. I started humming because I felt like it, and Mutt started up once again.

M:Don't nonchalantly hum!

C:Why not?

M:Why not.... um... it's a crime!

C: No it's not

Then, he took a wadded up paper bag and started throwing it at me. Every time I started humming, Mutt would toss the paper bag at me and say "No nonchalant humming!". This went on for a while, until grabbed the bag and tossed it into the trunk.

When we hit the road again, Mutt stared at my scarf. He grabbed it and started snuggling it! I tried to pull it away from him, but he wouldn't let go. I asked him nicely to let go, but he wouldn't. We then started scarf tug-of-war. I won. Yay me! All through the fight I thought "Hey, another Annoying Brother Antic!"

Well, that's all for now. Just so you know, my next post will celebrate the 20th Annoying Brother Antic. Until then... see ya!

GA's vs. RA's

Hello and welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, Mutt annoyed the fire out of me. First, you might be wondering "Whats GA's and RA's?" Well, RA's are Royal Embassadors (boys' church group) and GA's is Girls in Action. We focus on mssionaries, and how to be missionaries right here in the U.S.

Anyway, today I went to GA's. Mutt graduated from RA's two years ago. After GA's, Mutt walked into the room my fellow GA's and I were in. There was a big whiteboard in there, so Mutt went over to it and wrote "RA's Rule", which, in my opinion, is a lie. I went over to go erase it, but Mutt wasn't about to let that happen. That's when the fight began.

I went over to erase it, but Mutt was in the way. I said "Move over so I can erase that lie." He shook his head. There wasn't even an eraser near the whiteboard! I looked around, and found an eraser. I grabbed it, and ran for the whitboard. Mutt took the eraser from me, and threw it across the room. I grabbed a Kleenex and actually started erasing stuff, when Mutt stepped on my shoe, which as engulfed by my pants. (not that way-the pants were a little long!)

In the end, we left with RA's Rule, untouched. I wasnt very happy. I wonder when someone will finally make that awful phrase.

That's all for now. Until next time.... bye!

The Big Bang Theory

Hi! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Actually, to be honest, this happened yesterday, but I was too tired and irritated to type it up. Anyway, Mutt's weight gave me a headache.

Last night, I visited my grandparents. As we were going home, Mutt started beating me. I yelped and yelped, to no avail. I got extremely annoyed. We started fighting with our mouths and fists. My parents didn't like that. My mom insisted we be silent the rest of the way home. We were, for the most part

I yawned, and Mutt started looking like a bafoon, which made me laugh. He started acting up again, which made me laugh even more. Then Mutt went straight out and said "Come on, she's got to get a penalty for laughing"

Later, before we pulled into our neighborhood, Mutt unbuckled is seat belt. We turned, and Mutt fell on me. He has done that several times on purpose. Later, as we turned into our driveway, Mutt fell on me, again, and I hit my head on the van door. Ever since, I've had off and on splitting headaches.

That's all for now, until next time...... adios!

Dear Diary

Hiya. Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, my brother and I fought over something very personal

Today, I was just minding my business, writing on my new blog, when Mutt barges in. He starts messing with stuff. I tell him to knock it off, but he doesn't. He opens one of my desk drawers, and finds a small notebook. My most prized possession. I write stories and sometimes diary entries n there. Anyhow, it had some PERSONAL stuff in there that I didn't want ANYONE to see until I get a book published.

I fought him for it. During that fight, he found my DIARY. Now that has REALLY personal stuff in there. Including some secrets NO ONE can EVER see.I grabbed the diary and threw it into my closet. I continue fighting for the note book. He RIPS a page! I grab it from him, run out of the room, crying, and hide my notebook in safe place.

Later, Mutt finds my diary, and starts reading it! I attack him several times, then it's back cover fell out of the binding. ( it has a spiral binding ) I run off to go fix it. I get it fixed, and since then, Mutt hasn't bothered me.

Sing, Sing a Song

Hey there! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics! Sorry I haven't updated this blog in a while, school's keeping both me and Mutt from being annoying and bloggy. Rest assured, I WILL keep on doing this blog until Mutt moves out. Now, for today's Annoying Brother Antic!

Today, as I was doing homework, Mutt popped out of NOWHERE and layed on me. I know BTDT, but this time is different! He wouldn't get up, I started attacking him. No movement. So, I pinch his nose. He starts SINGING! ♪♫ " Oh, why are you doing this, oh why are you doing this? Oh why oh why oh WHY....... are you doing this? " ♪♫ I know, it sounds crazy but it's true! I try and force his mouth closed because it was SO...... ANNOYING!

♪♫ " Now she's closing my mouth shut. This is really painful. I wish she would stop now. I REALLY don't like this"♪♫ Ok, by now, my mom just got home ♪♫ " Mom's home!"♪♫ Oh, just so you know, this: ♪♫ means singing. Now I can hear my brother watching "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave this?" on YouTube.

That's all for now! Bye!

Screensaver Marks

Dirkensnoff! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, Mutt raided my computer. And I'm here to write about it! : )

Today, I was typing up an essay. I turned my back for a minute or two, and the next thing I know, my screensaver says "Mutt Waz Here" !I said " Hey! "to Mutt. He just smiles and laughs. I try to change it back to Romans 8:28, my favorite bible verse, when Mutt marks me with a pen! I start fighting back.

Ok, you should know I was using my mom's laptop, and that I'm lying on the couch in our living room. Not a good place to be unless Mutt wants something posted on here! : ) Well, when I try to fight back and change the screensaver, Mutt pulls me back and/or marks me with a pen. He might even hit me with it! Eventually, he backs off and I get back to work.

Later this night, I come home from church and stay in the living room to finish my essay. When I go back to my bedroom, my computer monitor is on. The screensaver says "Mutt Waz Here"! I haven't done anything, yet.

Well, that's all for now! Until next time..... arivedenti!

Embarrassing and Annoying

Hello and welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, my brother stated just how well he can dance. Or how bad he can dance.

This evening, while at dinner, music was playing. It was very cool, rock music. Mutt started doing old, weird disco moves with his hands. He was more embarrassing then my dad! And that is a tough act to follow.

Speaking of my dad, he joined in! He had embarrassed me before, in public, and he kept the moves so he could embarrass me ANYWHERE. Later, after we got out from seeing a movie, Mutt started repeating the SAME LINE from it over, and over.

I started pushing him, like he was a record repeating. Though he kept on saying it. My dad kept on saying " Knock it off! "

Just a few moments ago, I was walking to my parents' bedroom, when Mutt grabbed my arm! We were at our fireplace, where we have a bad history from fighting there. I told him we didn't want to repeat our old accident. ( long story, plus I don't think anyone would appreciate me typing it up ) He wouldn't let go, because he said we were safe because his foot was on the sharp corner of the fireplace.

Later, after a long fight, he released me. Well, that's all for now. Until next time, aloha. Oh wait, I almost forgot, a friend of mine has made a blog. It's called What a Weird Life I Have. Please check it out!