Sush!

Sup? Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics! Today, Mutt didn't want to hear my voice at all! Why? You'll read!

Today, on the way to drop Mutt off at school, I was trying to make some jokes. That didn't work. Mutt said " Why don't you become a mime? Take a vow of scilence! "

C: You can't -

M: Vow of scilence!

C: Why can't -

M: Vow of scilence!

Mom: You can't make her become a mime

M: I have permission to, but you don't

Mom: Oh, I don't?

C: Don't expect

M: Vow of scilence

C: Don't expect anyone to pick you up this afternoon!

( Mutt hops out of the van )

That's all for now! Until next time, peace out!

Sympathy Savor

What up? I know I haven't written in a while, it's because Mutt has oddly behaved himself. Today, I have a REAL complaint to say. Here's the 411

Today, when I got home and sat down to watch TV, Mutt sat on me and pressed his legs against mine. I know, this is similar to my last post, but this one has a different purpose at the end. I tried and tried to shake him off, but Mutt wouldn't budge!

I kept on pushing, yelping, and screaming at him to get off, when, later, both my parents got home. It was over half an hour before my mom stepped in and broke the fight up. Mutt was extremely upset. Here's a conversation between Mutt and my mom

Mutt: Fine! You win!

Mom: I thought I told you to stop the screaming

Mutt: She was screaming, not me!

Mom: Because you were laying on her

Mutt: Whatever ( he walks out )

Mom: Fine, go and pout

My mom said that last sentence because Mutt had a bad look on his face.

Now Mutt is in my room, saying " May I come in without you screaming at me? "

He did it again! Just a while ago, Mutt shut off my computer, hoping I wouldn't post this.Luckily, I saved a draft of this. Afterwards, he sat on me again.

That's all for now, hasta la vista!

Sit a Spell

Bonjour! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, our living room couch and I got REALLY close.

Today, as we were watching TV, I heard my mom opening the door, the alarm announcing her arrival. I wanted to get up and see her, but Mutt didn't want that to happen. He pressed his legs against my feet so I couldn't get up!

I struggled and struggled, but eventually Mutt let me up. Though later, he basically sat on me! Before he could get all of him on me I put my legs up, as to deflect his position. That didn't work. I thrashed and thrashed thinking " get up, so I can write about this! "

Obviously, he got up, and I got up.

And, before I close this post, I want to say something. I don't want the any readers I have to take these posts the wrong way. Mutt is really a great guy! He's funny, smart, and glad to help whenever there is a problem.

Well, that's all I have to say! Until next time.... TTYL!

Twist & Shout

Hola! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, my brother Mutt showed me how flexible his arms are! Well, before I do this post, I have something to say. In case you're wondering, these posts are 100% TRUE!

Today, as I came home from school, I walked into my parents' bedroom, where Mutt and my dad were watching football on TV. I walked over to the bed and said hi to Mutt, then he grabbed my arms and started twisting them! While he was doing this, my dad was saying hi to my grandmother, who drives me to and from school.

As the title says, I shouted, but Mutt just kept on doing the thing he does best, annoying me. And, he pulled my arms, flopping me onto the bed. He thrashed and thrashed me! All while my dad and grandmother were talking!

This went on and on, until my dad said " You, stop twisting her arms " to Mutt and " Stop shouting " to me. So, Mutt finally stopped.

That's all for now! Au revoir!

Annoying Asault

Yo! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics! Unfortunately, Mutt has done something very painful to me! So now, I'm gonna tell you about it.

Today, after church, we went to Panara Bread. We shared a bagel, which Mutt didn't get sliced. On our way home, mutt whined that his arm hurt. I said " You poor thing " petting his arm. Then he started to punch me! He made fists out of his hands and rolled them near me so they would hit me.

" Oh, you can do that to us ( our family ) but we can't do it to you? " I asked. " Yes " Was his answer. Later, we were in the van, and I was wondering what I'd call this post. Mutt had his little trophy he and my dad ordered online. He was literally, rubbing it in my face!

Of course, he said otherwise. Then, he put a rough part right in my face! It hurt! Of course, I told him this, and he did it again!

Luckily, I'm on a couch typing this on my mom's laptop, hearing her and my dad make jokes about themselves. I have a comedic life! Well, ttfn, ta ta for now!

Hit and Run

Hey, hey, hey! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, I have a funny, new update for you.

Tonight, my family and I were getting school supplies that Mutt didn't need on the first few days of school. On our way to the first store, Mutt started hitting me with his supply lists! Of course, I yelped and asked him to stop, but he didn't and did it faster.

Later, in our second store, there were some of those squishy, stress ball things. Mutt picked one up and threw it at my back at random!

Later, heading home, we were arguing. I will type up all I can. M is for Mutt and C is for me:

C: You don't need popcorn with our movie tonight!

M: Who are you, Mom?

C: No, but I have the same good ideas as her.

M: Yeah.... right

C: Are you saying that I don't have good ideas?

M: Yes!

C: Name one bad idea I've had.

M: There was the time you wanted to cook Pizza Rolls in the middle of the night.

C: That was your idea!

M: No, it wasn't

M: You have short term memory loss

C: That is not true! Name another bad idea I've had

M: Hmm... there are so many

Well, it goes back and forth for a while... but I don't have kind of time on my hands! That's all for now, adios.

Depressing!

Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics! Today, I might have TWO posts, so keep your eyes open!

Just today, while I was working on some homework, ( school started yesterday ) Mutt was playing with my dad's cell phone or something. You've watched The Price is Right, right? Well, whenever someone fails to win a mini game with a prize or something like that, you hear this depressing noise.

When I was trying to concentrate on math, Mutt was playing that noise! It was annoying and depressing! After I told him that, he played it over and over right after another! I made this face :

: (.

He finally stopped after a while. Right now, my brother is grabbing on to the back of my chair and pulling it, trying to tip it over so I will hurt myself! We've broken enough chairs before.....

That's all for now, ciao!

Splish Splash

Hey! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics! Right now, I will post my first offical annoying brother antic

Just today, as we were washing the dinner dishes, I was rinsing a plate, when the water went off. Mutt was using the hose. After I told him that I was using the water just then, he sprayed me! I yelped, but he ignored me. He started scrubbing excess food off of his plate, then put down the brush.

I thought he was done with it, so I grabbed it and started scrubbing my plate. Mutt tried to take it from me, but I held it tighter. He yanked harder! " You took it from me " He said. I replied " No, you put it down " I put it down to grab another plate! " Mutt said, grabbing the brush from me

While I was complaining, I STILL needed to rinse off my plate. And, what was worse, he was just spraying the hose, when the plate he was " rinsing " was spotless! He was doing it just to annoy me! When I said this, he ignored me, then sprayed me!

Well, that's all for right now. Bye!

Introduction

Hey! My name is Miss. Cellaneous. That's my name because I write blogs about miscellaneous topics. This one, is about my annoying brother and the funny things he does to annoy me. These weren't funny to me, but they will be funny to you.

Let's just call my brother Mutt. He is two years older then me, and LOVES to push my buttons. Every so often, I'll describe a situation where, my brother and I are either fighting, playing around, or something that's just totally random and funny.

Also, check out my other blog, All About Books, where I tell people about my favorite books!

My bro, he actually seemed glad that I'm doing this blog. Mutt never thought that I would get any recoginition for my other blog, so I decided to make this one. I wonder what he'll think of this? Please comment honestly!