Winter Wonders

Hey! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. I just got home from doing some Christmas shopping. Have you done your holiday shopping? Anyway, today Mutt was REALLY annoying.

Today, as we were heading home, we stopped to get gas. I started humming because I felt like it, and Mutt started up once again.

M:Don't nonchalantly hum!

C:Why not?

M:Why not.... um... it's a crime!

C: No it's not

Then, he took a wadded up paper bag and started throwing it at me. Every time I started humming, Mutt would toss the paper bag at me and say "No nonchalant humming!". This went on for a while, until grabbed the bag and tossed it into the trunk.

When we hit the road again, Mutt stared at my scarf. He grabbed it and started snuggling it! I tried to pull it away from him, but he wouldn't let go. I asked him nicely to let go, but he wouldn't. We then started scarf tug-of-war. I won. Yay me! All through the fight I thought "Hey, another Annoying Brother Antic!"

Well, that's all for now. Just so you know, my next post will celebrate the 20th Annoying Brother Antic. Until then... see ya!

GA's vs. RA's

Hello and welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, Mutt annoyed the fire out of me. First, you might be wondering "Whats GA's and RA's?" Well, RA's are Royal Embassadors (boys' church group) and GA's is Girls in Action. We focus on mssionaries, and how to be missionaries right here in the U.S.

Anyway, today I went to GA's. Mutt graduated from RA's two years ago. After GA's, Mutt walked into the room my fellow GA's and I were in. There was a big whiteboard in there, so Mutt went over to it and wrote "RA's Rule", which, in my opinion, is a lie. I went over to go erase it, but Mutt wasn't about to let that happen. That's when the fight began.

I went over to erase it, but Mutt was in the way. I said "Move over so I can erase that lie." He shook his head. There wasn't even an eraser near the whiteboard! I looked around, and found an eraser. I grabbed it, and ran for the whitboard. Mutt took the eraser from me, and threw it across the room. I grabbed a Kleenex and actually started erasing stuff, when Mutt stepped on my shoe, which as engulfed by my pants. (not that way-the pants were a little long!)

In the end, we left with RA's Rule, untouched. I wasnt very happy. I wonder when someone will finally make that awful phrase.

That's all for now. Until next time.... bye!

The Big Bang Theory

Hi! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Actually, to be honest, this happened yesterday, but I was too tired and irritated to type it up. Anyway, Mutt's weight gave me a headache.

Last night, I visited my grandparents. As we were going home, Mutt started beating me. I yelped and yelped, to no avail. I got extremely annoyed. We started fighting with our mouths and fists. My parents didn't like that. My mom insisted we be silent the rest of the way home. We were, for the most part

I yawned, and Mutt started looking like a bafoon, which made me laugh. He started acting up again, which made me laugh even more. Then Mutt went straight out and said "Come on, she's got to get a penalty for laughing"

Later, before we pulled into our neighborhood, Mutt unbuckled is seat belt. We turned, and Mutt fell on me. He has done that several times on purpose. Later, as we turned into our driveway, Mutt fell on me, again, and I hit my head on the van door. Ever since, I've had off and on splitting headaches.

That's all for now, until next time...... adios!

Dear Diary

Hiya. Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, my brother and I fought over something very personal

Today, I was just minding my business, writing on my new blog, when Mutt barges in. He starts messing with stuff. I tell him to knock it off, but he doesn't. He opens one of my desk drawers, and finds a small notebook. My most prized possession. I write stories and sometimes diary entries n there. Anyhow, it had some PERSONAL stuff in there that I didn't want ANYONE to see until I get a book published.

I fought him for it. During that fight, he found my DIARY. Now that has REALLY personal stuff in there. Including some secrets NO ONE can EVER see.I grabbed the diary and threw it into my closet. I continue fighting for the note book. He RIPS a page! I grab it from him, run out of the room, crying, and hide my notebook in safe place.

Later, Mutt finds my diary, and starts reading it! I attack him several times, then it's back cover fell out of the binding. ( it has a spiral binding ) I run off to go fix it. I get it fixed, and since then, Mutt hasn't bothered me.

Sing, Sing a Song

Hey there! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics! Sorry I haven't updated this blog in a while, school's keeping both me and Mutt from being annoying and bloggy. Rest assured, I WILL keep on doing this blog until Mutt moves out. Now, for today's Annoying Brother Antic!

Today, as I was doing homework, Mutt popped out of NOWHERE and layed on me. I know BTDT, but this time is different! He wouldn't get up, I started attacking him. No movement. So, I pinch his nose. He starts SINGING! ♪♫ " Oh, why are you doing this, oh why are you doing this? Oh why oh why oh WHY....... are you doing this? " ♪♫ I know, it sounds crazy but it's true! I try and force his mouth closed because it was SO...... ANNOYING!

♪♫ " Now she's closing my mouth shut. This is really painful. I wish she would stop now. I REALLY don't like this"♪♫ Ok, by now, my mom just got home ♪♫ " Mom's home!"♪♫ Oh, just so you know, this: ♪♫ means singing. Now I can hear my brother watching "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave this?" on YouTube.

That's all for now! Bye!

Screensaver Marks

Dirkensnoff! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, Mutt raided my computer. And I'm here to write about it! : )

Today, I was typing up an essay. I turned my back for a minute or two, and the next thing I know, my screensaver says "Mutt Waz Here" !I said " Hey! "to Mutt. He just smiles and laughs. I try to change it back to Romans 8:28, my favorite bible verse, when Mutt marks me with a pen! I start fighting back.

Ok, you should know I was using my mom's laptop, and that I'm lying on the couch in our living room. Not a good place to be unless Mutt wants something posted on here! : ) Well, when I try to fight back and change the screensaver, Mutt pulls me back and/or marks me with a pen. He might even hit me with it! Eventually, he backs off and I get back to work.

Later this night, I come home from church and stay in the living room to finish my essay. When I go back to my bedroom, my computer monitor is on. The screensaver says "Mutt Waz Here"! I haven't done anything, yet.

Well, that's all for now! Until next time..... arivedenti!

Embarrassing and Annoying

Hello and welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, my brother stated just how well he can dance. Or how bad he can dance.

This evening, while at dinner, music was playing. It was very cool, rock music. Mutt started doing old, weird disco moves with his hands. He was more embarrassing then my dad! And that is a tough act to follow.

Speaking of my dad, he joined in! He had embarrassed me before, in public, and he kept the moves so he could embarrass me ANYWHERE. Later, after we got out from seeing a movie, Mutt started repeating the SAME LINE from it over, and over.

I started pushing him, like he was a record repeating. Though he kept on saying it. My dad kept on saying " Knock it off! "

Just a few moments ago, I was walking to my parents' bedroom, when Mutt grabbed my arm! We were at our fireplace, where we have a bad history from fighting there. I told him we didn't want to repeat our old accident. ( long story, plus I don't think anyone would appreciate me typing it up ) He wouldn't let go, because he said we were safe because his foot was on the sharp corner of the fireplace.

Later, after a long fight, he released me. Well, that's all for now. Until next time, aloha. Oh wait, I almost forgot, a friend of mine has made a blog. It's called What a Weird Life I Have. Please check it out!

Push and Pull

Namaste! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, Mutt gave me a headache. And on Sunday!

Today at church, after Sunday School, my brother, grandmother and I met near the front door. I have been wearing my hair in a braided pony tail. Mutt pulled on it! He said " Ding a ling, ding a ling " like pulling my hair rang a bell!

This went on and on until our dad showed up. Then, Mutt started to hit me with his cell phone! He was hitting me on the top of my head! I asked him to stop, but he only said " I'll keep doing this until you shut up. "

Later, at McDonalds, I sat down next to my brother on one of those revolving chairs. I was just sitting there, minding my own business, when my chair started moving! Mutt was making it jolt all about. I didn't say a thing. Just sat there and waited until he finally stopped.

That's all for now! Until next time, hasta la bye bye!

Come On In!

Yo! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, my brother didn't want either of us going to our rooms.

Just this morning, Mutt and I have been working on our rooms, cleaning them and what not. I was trying to get back to mine, but Mutt was in a swivel chair, blocking my way! I tried to tell him to move, but he wouldn't budge. I tried whacking him with a bag I had. He still wouldn't budge.

I had my dad try to make him move, but Mutt just said " No, I'm playing with her! " over and over.

D: Have you vacumed?

M: Yes

D: Is your room nice and neat?

M: Yes

D: Are your clean clothes put away?

M: Yes.

Mom: Can we get stuff off this coffee table?

D: Yes, we can. What's on it?

Mom: Mostly Mutt's stuff

D: Come and take this stuff away

M: But I'm playing!

C: Go and obey your father.

Finally, Mutt moved out of the way, and I got in my room to type this. That's all for today. Bye!

Gross and Mean

Heya Hiya! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Sorry I haven't updateded in a while, school has gotten in the way. Warning: if you have any phobias to germs, DO NOT read this post

Today, as we were heading to our grandmother's house, Mutt was being fine, until I noticed he was, what looked to me, picking his nose! I told him that was gross and to please stop it, but then, he pretended to pick his nose and rub his fingers on me!

Later, once we got back from the arts festival, I was climbing out of our van so I could enjoy some relaxing on Sunday. I was just walking into our grandmother's garage, when Mutt started cycling his fists and punching me! I yelped and yelped, but this only made him do it more. Eventually he stopped.

Late that night, we were watching TV. I was comfy, laying on a sofa, when Mutt lays on top of me! I pushed him off, but he grabbed my shirt, pulling me down with him. This happened many times before the night was over.

Well, we got home, and Mutt is watching the MDA Telethon with my dad. That's all for now, Ta ta!

Sush!

Sup? Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics! Today, Mutt didn't want to hear my voice at all! Why? You'll read!

Today, on the way to drop Mutt off at school, I was trying to make some jokes. That didn't work. Mutt said " Why don't you become a mime? Take a vow of scilence! "

C: You can't -

M: Vow of scilence!

C: Why can't -

M: Vow of scilence!

Mom: You can't make her become a mime

M: I have permission to, but you don't

Mom: Oh, I don't?

C: Don't expect

M: Vow of scilence

C: Don't expect anyone to pick you up this afternoon!

( Mutt hops out of the van )

That's all for now! Until next time, peace out!

Sympathy Savor

What up? I know I haven't written in a while, it's because Mutt has oddly behaved himself. Today, I have a REAL complaint to say. Here's the 411

Today, when I got home and sat down to watch TV, Mutt sat on me and pressed his legs against mine. I know, this is similar to my last post, but this one has a different purpose at the end. I tried and tried to shake him off, but Mutt wouldn't budge!

I kept on pushing, yelping, and screaming at him to get off, when, later, both my parents got home. It was over half an hour before my mom stepped in and broke the fight up. Mutt was extremely upset. Here's a conversation between Mutt and my mom

Mutt: Fine! You win!

Mom: I thought I told you to stop the screaming

Mutt: She was screaming, not me!

Mom: Because you were laying on her

Mutt: Whatever ( he walks out )

Mom: Fine, go and pout

My mom said that last sentence because Mutt had a bad look on his face.

Now Mutt is in my room, saying " May I come in without you screaming at me? "

He did it again! Just a while ago, Mutt shut off my computer, hoping I wouldn't post this.Luckily, I saved a draft of this. Afterwards, he sat on me again.

That's all for now, hasta la vista!

Sit a Spell

Bonjour! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, our living room couch and I got REALLY close.

Today, as we were watching TV, I heard my mom opening the door, the alarm announcing her arrival. I wanted to get up and see her, but Mutt didn't want that to happen. He pressed his legs against my feet so I couldn't get up!

I struggled and struggled, but eventually Mutt let me up. Though later, he basically sat on me! Before he could get all of him on me I put my legs up, as to deflect his position. That didn't work. I thrashed and thrashed thinking " get up, so I can write about this! "

Obviously, he got up, and I got up.

And, before I close this post, I want to say something. I don't want the any readers I have to take these posts the wrong way. Mutt is really a great guy! He's funny, smart, and glad to help whenever there is a problem.

Well, that's all I have to say! Until next time.... TTYL!

Twist & Shout

Hola! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, my brother Mutt showed me how flexible his arms are! Well, before I do this post, I have something to say. In case you're wondering, these posts are 100% TRUE!

Today, as I came home from school, I walked into my parents' bedroom, where Mutt and my dad were watching football on TV. I walked over to the bed and said hi to Mutt, then he grabbed my arms and started twisting them! While he was doing this, my dad was saying hi to my grandmother, who drives me to and from school.

As the title says, I shouted, but Mutt just kept on doing the thing he does best, annoying me. And, he pulled my arms, flopping me onto the bed. He thrashed and thrashed me! All while my dad and grandmother were talking!

This went on and on, until my dad said " You, stop twisting her arms " to Mutt and " Stop shouting " to me. So, Mutt finally stopped.

That's all for now! Au revoir!

Annoying Asault

Yo! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics! Unfortunately, Mutt has done something very painful to me! So now, I'm gonna tell you about it.

Today, after church, we went to Panara Bread. We shared a bagel, which Mutt didn't get sliced. On our way home, mutt whined that his arm hurt. I said " You poor thing " petting his arm. Then he started to punch me! He made fists out of his hands and rolled them near me so they would hit me.

" Oh, you can do that to us ( our family ) but we can't do it to you? " I asked. " Yes " Was his answer. Later, we were in the van, and I was wondering what I'd call this post. Mutt had his little trophy he and my dad ordered online. He was literally, rubbing it in my face!

Of course, he said otherwise. Then, he put a rough part right in my face! It hurt! Of course, I told him this, and he did it again!

Luckily, I'm on a couch typing this on my mom's laptop, hearing her and my dad make jokes about themselves. I have a comedic life! Well, ttfn, ta ta for now!

Hit and Run

Hey, hey, hey! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics. Today, I have a funny, new update for you.

Tonight, my family and I were getting school supplies that Mutt didn't need on the first few days of school. On our way to the first store, Mutt started hitting me with his supply lists! Of course, I yelped and asked him to stop, but he didn't and did it faster.

Later, in our second store, there were some of those squishy, stress ball things. Mutt picked one up and threw it at my back at random!

Later, heading home, we were arguing. I will type up all I can. M is for Mutt and C is for me:

C: You don't need popcorn with our movie tonight!

M: Who are you, Mom?

C: No, but I have the same good ideas as her.

M: Yeah.... right

C: Are you saying that I don't have good ideas?

M: Yes!

C: Name one bad idea I've had.

M: There was the time you wanted to cook Pizza Rolls in the middle of the night.

C: That was your idea!

M: No, it wasn't

M: You have short term memory loss

C: That is not true! Name another bad idea I've had

M: Hmm... there are so many

Well, it goes back and forth for a while... but I don't have kind of time on my hands! That's all for now, adios.

Depressing!

Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics! Today, I might have TWO posts, so keep your eyes open!

Just today, while I was working on some homework, ( school started yesterday ) Mutt was playing with my dad's cell phone or something. You've watched The Price is Right, right? Well, whenever someone fails to win a mini game with a prize or something like that, you hear this depressing noise.

When I was trying to concentrate on math, Mutt was playing that noise! It was annoying and depressing! After I told him that, he played it over and over right after another! I made this face :

: (.

He finally stopped after a while. Right now, my brother is grabbing on to the back of my chair and pulling it, trying to tip it over so I will hurt myself! We've broken enough chairs before.....

That's all for now, ciao!

Splish Splash

Hey! Welcome back to Annoying Brother Antics! Right now, I will post my first offical annoying brother antic

Just today, as we were washing the dinner dishes, I was rinsing a plate, when the water went off. Mutt was using the hose. After I told him that I was using the water just then, he sprayed me! I yelped, but he ignored me. He started scrubbing excess food off of his plate, then put down the brush.

I thought he was done with it, so I grabbed it and started scrubbing my plate. Mutt tried to take it from me, but I held it tighter. He yanked harder! " You took it from me " He said. I replied " No, you put it down " I put it down to grab another plate! " Mutt said, grabbing the brush from me

While I was complaining, I STILL needed to rinse off my plate. And, what was worse, he was just spraying the hose, when the plate he was " rinsing " was spotless! He was doing it just to annoy me! When I said this, he ignored me, then sprayed me!

Well, that's all for right now. Bye!

Introduction

Hey! My name is Miss. Cellaneous. That's my name because I write blogs about miscellaneous topics. This one, is about my annoying brother and the funny things he does to annoy me. These weren't funny to me, but they will be funny to you.

Let's just call my brother Mutt. He is two years older then me, and LOVES to push my buttons. Every so often, I'll describe a situation where, my brother and I are either fighting, playing around, or something that's just totally random and funny.

Also, check out my other blog, All About Books, where I tell people about my favorite books!

My bro, he actually seemed glad that I'm doing this blog. Mutt never thought that I would get any recoginition for my other blog, so I decided to make this one. I wonder what he'll think of this? Please comment honestly!